You might be a redneck if

markem · 11-01-2010, 03:25 PM

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You own a homemade fur coat.

11-01-2010, 03:25 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	You might be a redneck if You may be a Redneck if ... You and your dog use the same tree. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH." You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them. You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light. You own a homemade fur coat. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx