Things that annoy me (for your reference)

Tikihut27 · 10-01-2010, 01:15 AM

Part Deux:

People who glare at you when you hold the door open for them

Planned obsolescence

Unraveled rope ends

Bits of fuzz

Mixed metaphors

Blue Falcons (for the Army folks)

People who, when waiting for the elevator, stand right in front of the doors, blocking the way for people trying to get off the elevator

Pop-ups that sneak through the blocker

The use of emoticons in professional e-mails: "Your fired.

"

Movies that have Army Soldiers in them with screwed-up uniforms

Movies that suck that are based on books I think are great

10% ethanol gasoline

Rocks in my shoes

Sand in my shorts

Thorns in my paw

Frogs in my throat

Burrs under my saddle

Bees in my bonnet

Flies in my ointment

People who pronounce English words based on foreign language words in the foreign pronunciation: glacier, piranha, llama, etc.

Toilet paper hanging down instead of hanging over

People who drive faster than me on the expressway

People who drive slower then me on the expressway

That 24-count cases of soda seem to be no longer available where I shop

Teenage vampires

Bananas that aren't ripe on Wednesday, but over-ripe on Thursday

Trash in the river

People who slam on the brakes when they see a police car

Tent pegs that break when you pound them in

Forced mirth

False enthusiasm

Peanuts that are half empty when you shell them

That the wait staff at the Outback have to explain to you what "medium" or "medium-rare" is when you order a steak there

When my newspaper gets wet even when it's in that plastic bag

People that buy a house next to a kennel, then complain about the dogs barking

Miracle Whip thinking it's cooler than mayo. Get real, Miracle Whip.

The seat being left up

Snuggies

People on tele-conferences who don't hit mute so you can hear the keyboard clicking as they "multi-task" on Facebook while I'm stuck in the conference room

Popcorn kernels that don't pop

Klingon-English dictionaries

Spit cans

That you can't find good sweet tea in restaurants north of the Mason-Dixon Line

AND...

Self-righteous people

10-01-2010, 01:15 AM	#11
Tikihut27 Learned to Love the Bomb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 818 Trading: (3)	Re: Things that annoy me (for your reference) Part Deux: People who glare at you when you hold the door open for them Planned obsolescence Unraveled rope ends Bits of fuzz Mixed metaphors Blue Falcons (for the Army folks) People who, when waiting for the elevator, stand right in front of the doors, blocking the way for people trying to get off the elevator Pop-ups that sneak through the blocker The use of emoticons in professional e-mails: "Your fired. " Movies that have Army Soldiers in them with screwed-up uniforms Movies that suck that are based on books I think are great 10% ethanol gasoline Rocks in my shoes Sand in my shorts Thorns in my paw Frogs in my throat Burrs under my saddle Bees in my bonnet Flies in my ointment People who pronounce English words based on foreign language words in the foreign pronunciation: glacier, piranha, llama, etc. Toilet paper hanging down instead of hanging over People who drive faster than me on the expressway People who drive slower then me on the expressway That 24-count cases of soda seem to be no longer available where I shop Teenage vampires Bananas that aren't ripe on Wednesday, but over-ripe on Thursday Trash in the river People who slam on the brakes when they see a police car Tent pegs that break when you pound them in Forced mirth False enthusiasm Peanuts that are half empty when you shell them That the wait staff at the Outback have to explain to you what "medium" or "medium-rare" is when you order a steak there When my newspaper gets wet even when it's in that plastic bag People that buy a house next to a kennel, then complain about the dogs barking Miracle Whip thinking it's cooler than mayo. Get real, Miracle Whip. The seat being left up Snuggies People on tele-conferences who don't hit mute so you can hear the keyboard clicking as they "multi-task" on Facebook while I'm stuck in the conference room Popcorn kernels that don't pop Klingon-English dictionaries Spit cans That you can't find good sweet tea in restaurants north of the Mason-Dixon Line AND... Self-righteous people __________________ I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.