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09-14-2010, 08:42 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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Questions for God
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Lord, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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