A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women

Powers · 09-05-2010, 09:15 PM

A group of Southern Baptist women were considering changing the time of their weekly Bible study.

A deacon's wife who was in favor of moving the time from the morning to after dark was question why by the Pastor's wife:

"Don't you know there are all times of heathen's that come out after dark?!? What would u do if one was waiting on you by your car with evil intentions"

The other woman responded:

"Well, I guess I'd hike up my skirt and what for him to make the first move."

Shocked, the other pious women asked why she would do such a thing...

The deacon's wife replied:

"'Cause I think I can run faster with my skirt hiked up then he can with his britches around his ankles!"

09-05-2010, 09:15 PM	#1
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women A group of Southern Baptist women were considering changing the time of their weekly Bible study. A deacon's wife who was in favor of moving the time from the morning to after dark was question why by the Pastor's wife: "Don't you know there are all times of heathen's that come out after dark?!? What would u do if one was waiting on you by your car with evil intentions" The other woman responded: "Well, I guess I'd hike up my skirt and what for him to make the first move." Shocked, the other pious women asked why she would do such a thing... The deacon's wife replied: "'Cause I think I can run faster with my skirt hiked up then he can with his britches around his ankles!" __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

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