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Old 05-10-2010, 10:31 PM   #1
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Default Older Women

I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old,
in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I
found myself thinking she probably had a
really hot daughter.

We drank bit (well, more than a bit),
we had a snuggle, and then she asked me
if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?", I asked.
"It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea,
"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this
daughter of hers would look like.

We drank a bit more, and she winked and
said tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom, you still awake?"
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