Funny Tobacco Reviews

[Neuromancer]

Courtesy of cutshot at brothersofbriar.com:

Originally Posted by cutshot

Maybe I have a strange sense of humor but I sometimes find myself laughing out loud while reading some of the bad reveiws on tobaccoreviews.com Below are actual comments of various tobaccos on the site. I will not mention the name of the blends being reviewed but some of these are funny...

- Upon taking a whiff from the tin, I debated whether to partake of the contents with my pipe or a spoon. After mulling it over, I chose my pipe. Wrong choice.

- If wet, hot and gooey sounds good to you, you'll crave this stuff.

- Tastes like melon rinds. If this appeals to you - you will like it.

- After loading up and lighting up, I determined the leaf was better left in the tin.

- Tobacconists in Denmark recommend this blend as an introduction to pipesmoking - maybe this is why you do not see young people smoking pipes anymore...

- never been bitten as bad as from this tobacco, like pouring boiling water into your mouth!

- Bah, if prisoners of war had to smoke this, it would be a violation of the geneva convention!

- My local tobacconist gave me a free pouch of this to try. I want my money back!

- I opened the tin and to my total disappointment got a harsh smell of incense to fumigate dead bodies. You get the picture. I thought maybe it will smoke better than it seems, but guess what... Barfing bag needed.