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01-28-2010, 09:29 PM | #1 |
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The Lost Child
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grampa" The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?" The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big hooters."
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