Thinking about firing one up......in the house

[Montano]

I have a bottle of Fabreeze, a can of Lysol, and 3 candles lit when I smoke inside. I crack the sliding glass door and put a chair near it, where I can sit and watch TV. I also turn on the ceiling fan, in reverse, on low.

I can usually get away with it, unless one of the kids throws me under the bus and says 'Dad was smoking in the house!'