Just Below the Left Breast

CBI_2 · 12-10-2009, 09:46 PM

Mildred was very depressed when her husband died. She decided that she couldn't go on in life without him and that she wanted to join him in heaven. Mildred wanted to shoot herself in the heart, guaranteeing death.

But she was afraid she might miss her heart and wind up a vegetable so she called the doctor for some information. "Doctor, where is the heart located?" asked Mildred.

The doctor answered, "Just below the left breast."

A few hours later Mildred was emitted into emergancy with a gunshot wound to her knee!

12-10-2009, 09:46 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Just Below the Left Breast Mildred was very depressed when her husband died. She decided that she couldn't go on in life without him and that she wanted to join him in heaven. Mildred wanted to shoot herself in the heart, guaranteeing death. But she was afraid she might miss her heart and wind up a vegetable so she called the doctor for some information. "Doctor, where is the heart located?" asked Mildred. The doctor answered, "Just below the left breast." A few hours later Mildred was emitted into emergancy with a gunshot wound to her knee! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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