Nasty Text Message

[bigloo]

Sometime while I was alseep last night (around 12:30am) I recieved a multimedia mesage on my phone. I only realized I had this message this morning inline for my coffee at work. Opening up the message (titled "here you go") was a self-taken picture of some guys penis, I almost dropped the phone, there were femaile coworkers everywhere!

Anyway, last night I watched the UofO Boise game with a bunch of duck fans (which I am not) so I did a little ribbing last night and thought this was one of my buddies getting back at me. But I did not recognise the number! I went to a public phone and called the number and was redirected to a person voice mail box. I wrote down the guys name (the name is pretty unique).

I typed the name in to google and as chance would have it, a Portland Facebook page comes up first (considering I did not know the correct spelling, I guessed the spelling, but I knew the phone number was 503 which is Portland, I figured very good chance this was the guy).

OK, fast forward, I start doing more and more searching of this guy and the phone number and eventually find his digital business card with name (as I had originally spelled it, the SAME phone number, I had my guy!!).

So this a$$hole leaves his facebook open, as does his wife, I know everything about them. They live on a ranch with stables which is part of the wives business, I find craiglist listings from this week to sell a lexus and a harley, I find their address through the wives business and from this determine their ranch is for sale... it is their ranch and the realtor pictures match the facebook pictures, then his facebook has listing about Chase Bank being idiots and he will not go down this way, anyway, it looks like he is way overcooked (along side the lexus and harley and horses and rvs and quad bikes pictured on facebook, thir ranch/house is for sale for 1.7 million).

More digging around reveals more info, previous employers, a failed company, two police reports (he was innocent, one his dog was run over in a hit and run, the other his ranch was burgerlized), TONS of pictures on his and his wifes facebook, where he went to high-school, the high-school yearbook...

The best part, the morning after he sends a picture of his fully erect dork to me a 12:30am in the morning, he has a facebook entry which is completely gushy... "I love my wife..... when I have to WORK late she understands, I am so lucky to have her, she is my best friend....". No way this dude was working late, unless you know of a job which requires you to send a picture of your erection to someone you just met (otherwise he would have had the number in his phonebook, he obviously punched it in wrong). This dude is also cheating on his wife, I am pretty dam sure of that!

So, this wasted my whole morning as I spent it disocvering all I can about this guy. But on the otherhand, once the funniness had died down, this 47 year old (thanks faceboook) a$$hole with 4 kids (and a pretty dam hot wife BTW) sent a picture of his prick to my phone... it could have been the phone of a 14 year old girl!

What would you guys do? I am just going to leave it, but when will people learn you do stupid sh!t, stupid sh!t happens!