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Old 06-10-2009, 07:59 AM   #1
Dean Graziosi
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Default Sailor joke

Hi,

A Sailor hit port after being at sea for many months. He went to the nearest whore house and walked up to the Madam, and said," I want a woman with the toughest ***** and I mean the Toughest ***** in the house!"" I've been at sea for many long months and I'm horney!" "And have her bring up two bottles of beer too." So he goes to his room and waits. Soon a woman walks in and hands him two bottles of beer. Then she turns around with her back to him and raises up her dress, drops her drawers, and bends over right in front of him. He says "Wait a little bit, I want to drink my beer first!" She says" I know, but you want to open them first don't you?

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