Elevator fun

[csbrewfisher]

FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

~ Swat at flies that don't exist.

~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
"Got enough air in there?"

~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.

~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.