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				 Wooden leg insurance 
 
			
			WOODEN LEG INSURANCE
 
 
 A man and his wife moved back home to Texas from   Louisiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Louisiana   it cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Texas, they went to an   insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. The   agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.' The husband was shocked   and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to insure it because it cost him   $2000 in Louisiana! The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the   couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden   structure, with a sprinkler system above it is $39... You just have to know   how to describe it!'
 
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