cigar phone sex

"Hey, baby. Glad you called. Now, get out your big...credit card and get ready. We have what you want. Like em rolled nice and tight? Maybe yr looking for a loose mixed filler?? Maybe you like them dark and oily? Or, blonde and shady?? Maybe you like em a little...green? Like to suck on a torpedo? Can't wait to puff on a petit perfecto? Well whatever your filthy smoking desires are we're here to fulfill them..."