pnoon goes to cooking school

markem · 04-02-2009, 10:06 AM

[note: when I saw this joke in the paper this morning, I laughed my ass off thinking Peter was involved. So in a sense, I'm not responsible for this. TMSAISTI]

Pnoon was at cooking school one day when the instructor told him to make a bean stew. "How many beans should I use?", inquired Peter. The instructor replied that he should use 239 beans. "But why 239?", inquired Peter. "Because any more would be two farty.", was the reply. Peter said, "In my book, you can never be two farty, so I'll double the beans."

04-02-2009, 10:06 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,626 Trading: (47)	pnoon goes to cooking school [note: when I saw this joke in the paper this morning, I laughed my ass off thinking Peter was involved. So in a sense, I'm not responsible for this. TMSAISTI] Pnoon was at cooking school one day when the instructor told him to make a bean stew. "How many beans should I use?", inquired Peter. The instructor replied that he should use 239 beans. "But why 239?", inquired Peter. "Because any more would be two farty.", was the reply. Peter said, "In my book, you can never be two farty, so I'll double the beans." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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