A.P.B SmokingJoey is going to be a DAD!!!

Last Sunday week, my wife sent me a text message while I was on the way back from a weekend golf trip to Ashville NC., Said that she had a surprise for me. When I got home there was a political yard sign that she had taken out of the front yard and wrote "Welcome home Daddy!" We have two Weimaraners and we treat them as if they were kids and I thought nothing of the sign as to what it really meant. Got inside and she had a bag with a Fisher Price Book, a bottle, (still no clue!) then the test that said "PREGNANT"! I was like oh SH&#! For the first time in my life I had to sit to avoid fainting and cracking my head open on the tile floor. I could not say anything and the first thing that I could say (to be joking) was "Is it mine?" WOW not the right thing to say!!!

Anywho, we are happy and just wanted to share the news with the clan!