Shrooms

[Steve]

While hiking in the country, Susan and her friend Eve spotted a huge bed of
mushrooms that they knew were edible. They gathered a large basket full and
sauteed them that night. Susan's husband Phil refused to eat them, thinking
they might be poisonous. Two weeks later, Eve and Susan gathered some more
mushrooms. This time, Phil joined them.

"How is it that you're eating these mushrooms tonight," Susan asked, "when
you wouldn't touch the ones we brought home two weeks ago? What changed your mind?"

"I thought about it," Phil explained seriously, "and I figured it would be
better to be found dead with you two than to try to explain two dead women
in my home."