The Irish Pub

Tio Gato · 11-25-2018, 08:39 AM

A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials.

Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50
Handjob $10.00

He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?"
He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart."
He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"

11-25-2018, 08:39 AM	#1
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	The Irish Pub A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials. Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50 Handjob $10.00 He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?" He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?" She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart." He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich" __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

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