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Old 04-30-2018, 02:36 PM   #1
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A Nottingham woman has lost her case at Nottingham magistrates court today, after she tried to sue "NHS Queens Medical Centre" after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterward.


Mrs Minger of Bulwell aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon "Me and me 'usband Fred 'ave 'ad bangin' sex till 'e went ta 'ospital and 'ad 'is operation, now 'e's not interested 'n me and it's all down to them twats"!


The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said "All we did was removed Fred's cataracts".
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