Hard work isn't for everyone

[AdamJoshua]

Once upon a time there were two boll weevils living in a cotton field in South Carolina. One of them was ambitious and hard-working. He attended school, got into college, eventually attended law school and became a successful and wealthy attorney. The other just hung around the cotton field, drinking moonshine and watching daytime television. I guess you could say he was the lesser of two weevils.