The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

RUNYYFan · 04-30-2014, 03:21 PM

A blonde was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop as to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting more and more agitated.

"What does it look like?" as the driver. The policewoman replied, "It's small, rectangular and has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a rectangular mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman saying, "Here it is."

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay. You can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

04-30-2014, 03:21 PM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes A blonde was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop as to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting more and more agitated. "What does it look like?" as the driver. The policewoman replied, "It's small, rectangular and has your picture on it." The driver finally found a rectangular mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman saying, "Here it is." The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay. You can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..." __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

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