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Old 04-04-2014, 09:29 AM   #1
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Default The Logic Test

Oldies, but goodies…

In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last one.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

The Hudson River flows in which state?
Liquid.

What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.

What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.

What looks like half an apple?
The other half.

If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Wet.

How can you go eight days without sleeping?
Sleep at night.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You can't. Elephants don't have hands.

If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.

If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
None. The wall was already built.

What month has 28 days in it?
All of them.


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