Got kicked out of a bar....

[shark]

...and I wasn't even causing trouble or anything. Sure I was drunk, but I'm not the type who gets into fights when I go out to the bars. All I was doing was sitting there belly up to the bar and occasionally making small talk with the waitresses and bartender, when some guy came up to me and told me that I had to go. So, I get the bum rush out of the place. Whatever! It's HIGHLY unlikely that I'll ever give that place anymore of my business.