The Talking Clock...

Steve · 07-26-2013, 08:12 AM

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"Oh, that's the talking clock," the student replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," said the student, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two-thirty in the morning!"

07-26-2013, 08:12 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Talking Clock... While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "Oh, that's the talking clock," the student replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," said the student, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two-thirty in the morning!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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