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Old 06-17-2013, 12:34 PM   #1
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Jimmy and Buford were playing golf and got to talking about tatoos. Jimmy told Buford, "I have a tatoo on my dick. It says Long Dong Silver!"

Buford says, "Really? That's a coincidence. I have a tatoo on my dick too. It says 'Shorty' ."

Jimmy asks, "Why would you name your dick 'Shorty?"

"You don't understand," says Buford. "When I get a hard on, it says Shorty's Bar and Grille, Chattanooga, Tennessee!"
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