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04-24-2013, 03:25 PM
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Lawyers...
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, one of the jurors is asleep!"
The judge replied: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."
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