Classic Ron White

markem · 04-13-2013, 04:44 PM

Something triggered this Ron White joke in my brain today. I can see him doing the routine from several of his movies.

RON WHITE
I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today.

He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest.

His head's starting to swell, and I'm like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!"

04-13-2013, 04:44 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Classic Ron White Something triggered this Ron White joke in my brain today. I can see him doing the routine from several of his movies. RON WHITE I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today. He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest. His head's starting to swell, and I'm like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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