How to convince the wife I need a lounge in the basement

timj219 · 02-14-2013, 07:39 PM

I can't believe this never occurred to me but I just realized something today.
Most of the year when I want a cigar I go outside and have one. But when it's too bad outside to have a cigar (like windy and 5°) I end up reading about cigars and looking at online vendors who sell cigars. Well we all know what that kind of behavior leads to. A few days after my cigar deprivation the next assortment of "must try" cigars arrives at my door and she gives me a funny look.

I do have a point here (I think). If I could always have a cigar no matter the weather, then I would buy less cigars and we could afford better pillow shams or window treatments or whatever it is women like.

What do you think? Does this argument sound plausible?

02-14-2013, 07:39 PM	#1
timj219 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Tim Location: Binghamton, NY Posts: 699 Trading: (15)	How to convince the wife I need a lounge in the basement I can't believe this never occurred to me but I just realized something today. Most of the year when I want a cigar I go outside and have one. But when it's too bad outside to have a cigar (like windy and 5°) I end up reading about cigars and looking at online vendors who sell cigars. Well we all know what that kind of behavior leads to. A few days after my cigar deprivation the next assortment of "must try" cigars arrives at my door and she gives me a funny look. I do have a point here (I think). If I could always have a cigar no matter the weather, then I would buy less cigars and we could afford better pillow shams or window treatments or whatever it is women like. What do you think? Does this argument sound plausible? __________________ "All this of Pot and Potter - Tell me then, Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot?" Omar Khayyam

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