Tasteless Holiday Jokes !!!

I'll get the ball rolling.

Three guys decide to skip Christmas Mass and go ice fishing. As luck would have it, all three fell through the ice and drown.

As they stand at The Pearly Gates, St. Peter is not happy. He say's "Today is Christmas, you should have been in church with your wives, but you decided to go ice fishing instead".

"If any one of you can show me that you had the Christmas Sprit today, I'll let you into heaven".

The first guy thinks about it for a moment, and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys. He shakes them and says, "These are Jingle Bells". St. Peter thinks about it and says, "OK, you're in".

The second guy thinks about it for a moment, and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. He lights it and says, "This is a Christmas candle". St. Peter thinks about it and says, "OK, you're in".

The third guy is nervous. He's thinking and thinking; finally he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of women's panties, sniffs them, and says "These are Carol's".