Drunk Farmer

[MikeyC]

This an oldy but a goody. I'd heard it in the past but was reminded of it when Gilbert Godfried recently used it on The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Bar. Here it goes . . .

Roseanne, a farmer's wife, wakes up in the middle of the night one night to find her husband standing over her clearly drunk out of his mind and holding a sheep under his arm. When he notices his wife awake the farmer yells: SEE!!! THIS IS THE PIG I'VE BEEN SCREWING!! To which his wife responds "you idiot! That's a sheep!" SHUT UP! yells the farmer. I was talking to the sheep!!