THe Cross-Eyed Rottweiler...

Steve · 04-19-2012, 11:06 AM

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
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"No, because he's really heavy".

Ba-da-bing

Come on Larry, you know you chuckled!

04-19-2012, 11:06 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	THe Cross-Eyed Rottweiler... A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" . . . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . "No, because he's really heavy". Ba-da-bing Come on Larry, you know you chuckled! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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