Alright, guys. Show me what good coffee is.

I got a keurig coffee maker as a gift, and i've had it sitting in the kitchen for 3 years now and every once in a while I'll TRY to enjoy it. For some reason it all just tastes like hot.. water. This is how hot/warm coffee has always tasted to me. I cant taste the flavors, it just tastes like warm water.

Now, because of this, I've found myself going to Starbucks about 103291 times a week, and getting my toffee nut frappe, and to me this tastes GREAT. I like frappes and any kind of coffee that's meant to be cold.

I've been lurking and I've seen posts on here talking about how bad Starbucks is, but I cant imagine anything better! So here I am, I'm going to be open minded, and I'm curious as to what good coffee is (can I get it cold? )