Don't go to bed drunk

[Parshooter]

Note to self: Don't go to bed drunk

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I saw one of my socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?", I asked.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk", she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."