A gentle shove....

[DMK]

A neighbor, who plays poker with the local bunch every two weeks, expressed an interest in some 'small' cigars.
He asked for recommendations on what he should buy. Buy? what is this 'buy'
I hooked him up with a small humidor, a dozen 'small' cigars, hydrometer, beads, cutter....
Just a gentle shove, the look on his face was priceless.
It's so much fun it ought to be illegal.