A Police STOP at 2 AM

G G · 09-14-2011, 04:01 PM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and
is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as
smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at
this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

09-14-2011, 04:01 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	A Police STOP at 2 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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