Denied

A man took his grandson fishing. While out in the boat, the man took out a cigar, lit it, and started smoking, obviously enjoying the smoke. The grandson asked "Grampa, can I have a cigar?" Grandpa replied "Well, can you touch your penis to your butt hole?" "Well, no". replied the boy. "Then you are too young for cigars", said the Grandpa.
The next day, they went fishing again. This time, the grandfather popped a beer, and sipped it with a big old smile on his face. "Can I have some beer?" the boy asked. "Well, can you touch your penis to your butthole?" replied the grandfather. "No" said the boy. "Then you are too young to have beer" said the grandfather.
The next day they went fishing again, and before they left the boy's grandmother handed him a lunch bag. While out in the boat, the boy looked in the bag and saw some delicious chocolate chip cookies, and proceeded to eat one. "Can I have a cookie?" asked the grandfather. "Well," said the boy, "can you touch your penis to your butt hole?" asked the boy. The grandfather, thinking he had one up on the boy, said "Yes I can!" "Good" said the boy, "then go f$%k yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me!"