Retailer Scruples Survey

[smokin5]

So I'm thinking about doing my own unscientific Scruples Test
of various internet clothing retailers. Here's the plan:

Go on randomly chosen websites selling women's clothing.
Ask if they have a selected thong bikini in a 4X size.

If they say 'yes', or offer to special order it for me, they FAIL.

If they diplomatically (or not) refuse to sell it, or try to dissuade
me from searing the eyeballs & braincells of those unfortunate
b*stards who picked the wrong time to be on the beach with
me, they PASS.

Who's with me?