Why Italians cant be paramedics.

md4958 · 03-16-2011, 08:14 AM

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his
chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his
eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the
operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay.. . now what ?

03-16-2011, 08:14 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Why Italians cant be paramedics. Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay.. . now what ? __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

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