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Old 09-23-2010, 07:25 PM   #1
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Exclamation New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens.

I heard it said that the people of Dallas are being told "in case of a tornado warning to head to the Cowboys Stadium where the danger of a touchdown would be highly unlikely.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:31 PM   #2
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Old 09-25-2010, 01:58 PM   #4
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Now that funny, dont care who you are, thats funny.
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:03 PM   #6
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It was announced today that Jerry Jones has sold the Cowboys and withdrawn all the proceeds from the bank in the form of $1 bills. When asked why he would do such a thing, he was heard to remark,

"At least even in this crappy economy I can still get four quarters from a dollar bill"
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