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09-03-2010, 05:24 PM | #21 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
I think I will now go read: "Yellow River" by I. P. Daily.
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09-03-2010, 05:29 PM | #22 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
I prefer Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Knightly. Bouncier plot.
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09-03-2010, 06:37 PM | #23 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
Makes you want to sing the Blues...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO6AY8lURig The original by: Junior Kimbrough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSWTk...eature=related
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09-03-2010, 07:32 PM | #25 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
I had to get a new drivers license and the lady asked me what color hair and I said brown. She looked up and said maybe ten years ago. I am only in my early forties.
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09-03-2010, 07:42 PM | #26 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
But you work with "difficult people"
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09-03-2010, 07:55 PM | #27 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
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09-03-2010, 08:24 PM | #28 |
Just plain insane!
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
I know most of us dribble kings are in bed at this point... but you will be there one day brother. I just hope you remember harassing us when the front of your pants are wet
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09-03-2010, 08:30 PM | #29 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
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09-04-2010, 02:21 PM | #30 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
Somehow, I can imagine Carlos saying this
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09-05-2010, 04:14 AM | #32 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
A couple of things that seem to cure the dribble phenomenon employ the tourniquent principle. For most of us Irish and other lesser folks those velcro cord wraps seem to stem the flow by making it looser [during one of our late evening/early morning journeys] in order to release the liquid gold and then making it tighter to stop the dripping. For those who were blessed with more endowment, a hose clamp would seem to do the same thing, just don't forget a screwdriver.
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09-13-2010, 12:36 AM | #33 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?
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09-13-2010, 09:19 AM | #36 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!
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09-13-2010, 09:21 AM | #37 |
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Re: Getting old just plain sucks!
At least you didn't piss yourself, Daryle.
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09-16-2010, 10:35 AM | #39 |
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You laugh about shaving it all off, but damn it...I sure am thinking about it. Plus the wife likes it too. Just wish I could have a damn goatee to go along with it though.
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09-16-2010, 11:00 AM | #40 |
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