The economy is so bad

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 08:11 PM

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call to ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills are having to fire their nannies and learn their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

thebayratt · 08-24-2010, 09:11 PM

Good ones~

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.................. great there goes my weekend.

Skywalker · 08-08-2011, 08:27 AM

How did I miss this one???

This is funny chit!

WittyUserName · 08-08-2011, 08:42 AM

That is great.

Ogre · 08-08-2011, 09:18 AM

hotreds · 08-08-2011, 09:20 AM

The economy is so bad------ it ain't no joke!

jsnake · 08-08-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

The economy is so bad------ it ain't no joke!

+1 waiting to lose my job again thanks to our stupid government. Every one of those pieces of crap should take a pay cut or pay freeze until things are better.

icehog3 · 08-08-2011, 10:32 AM

And on that note....

08-24-2010, 08:11 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The economy is so bad The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call to ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills are having to fire their nannies and learn their children's names. The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges. The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: The economy is so bad Good ones~ Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.................. great there goes my weekend.

08-08-2011, 08:27 AM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The economy is so bad How did I miss this one??? This is funny chit! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: The economy is so bad That is great.

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Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The economy is so bad __________________

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hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: The economy is so bad The economy is so bad------ it ain't no joke! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,282 Trading: (60)	Re: The economy is so bad And on that note.... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!