what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 3

acruce · 08-14-2010, 09:30 PM

I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

ujponds · 08-14-2010, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by acruce

I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

I can see why you wouldn't notice the name.

taltos · 08-14-2010, 10:08 PM

I have to vote for the Cremosa.

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

The issue with Gurkhas is the inconsistency. I had 3 cigars from the same box, 1 good and 2 sucked!!! Will not do that gamble again.

I had a similar experience Larry...I had 3 Gurkhas from the same box, 0 good and 3 sucked!

Starscream · 08-14-2010, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by acruce

I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

Free Cuba

M1903A1 · 08-14-2010, 11:36 PM

Tom, I can barely type after reading your review!

When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!!

My worst...a Puros Indios. In three words: puff, puff, PITCH!!!!!!

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Free Cuba

And I thought she was just "cheap".

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by M1903A1

Tom, I can barely type after reading your review!

When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!!

I guess I could try The Onion, Scott.

Superbad · 08-14-2010, 11:40 PM

Ghurka's. I have yet to have one that didn't taste like bitters and dirt.

M1903A1 · 08-14-2010, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I guess I could try The Onion, Scott.

That would certainly improve it, Tom!!!

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by M1903A1

That would certainly improve it, Tom!!!

gvarsity · 08-15-2010, 09:18 AM

Pirates gold. Had about three decent puffs and then it turned to ass/ash flavored. Just nasty.

neoflex · 08-15-2010, 09:27 AM

I never had the balls to try a Cremosa or a Tamboril.

For me it was a Pinar something or other. It was gifted to me from a local many, many years ago. It was the ones that they claimed they found a warehouse full of pre-embargo Cuban leaf.(cough BullSh*t, cough, cough) Smoking that thing basically tasted like I was sucking on warm air and that was it. No flavor whatsoever. If you would like to know what it tasted like, wait until the winter and if you have forced air in your home wait for the heat to kick on and grab yourself a straw and suck the air coming out of the vent through the straw. You have now replicated what this smoke tasted like. After that the worst smokes I have ever had was basically every single Nub and I tried all of them except for the Cain as I have yet to convince myself to try one. All the others made it a few puffs and were chucked. Lifes to short to waste time smoking sh*tty cigars.

68TriShield · 08-15-2010, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Cremosa Cubana, hands down.

Runners up:

Tamboril
Gurkha Regent
Fauxhiba at SHV <----

I'd have to say this was the most offensive cigar I've tasted/smoked.
And after dissecting this baby and seeing what was inside,instead of tobacco....

pektel · 08-15-2010, 09:46 AM

worst i.ve had so far was called a park avenue, made by gurkha iirc.

s15driftking · 08-15-2010, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I had a similar experience Larry...I had 3 Gurkhas from the same box, 0 good and 3 sucked!

see, the reason i know you are lying is because you'd never own a whole box of gurkhas!!!

s15driftking · 08-15-2010, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NCRadioMan

Pretty much everyone that smoked them has the same type thoughts as Tom, Chingas.

i like your avatar.

icehog3 · 08-15-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking

see, the reason i know you are lying is because you'd never own a whole box of gurkhas!!!

It's called "comedic license", Bobby.

SvilleKid · 08-15-2010, 02:54 PM

All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count.

Smokin Gator · 08-15-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid

All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count.

Thanks for the offer brother... but I PASS!!!

08-14-2010, 09:30 PM	#41
acruce Just killing Time Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: Venus TX Posts: 1,114 Trading: (1)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits. __________________ LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST~SMOKE AS MANY FINE CIGARS AS POSSIBLE ~ SMILE ~ IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!!

08-14-2010, 10:08 PM	#43
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I have to vote for the Cremosa. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

08-14-2010, 11:36 PM	#46
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Tom, I can barely type after reading your review! When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!! My worst...a Puros Indios. In three words: puff, puff, PITCH!!!!!! __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

08-14-2010, 11:40 PM	#49
Superbad Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Bobby Location: Panama City, FL Posts: 1,784 Trading: (53)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Ghurka's. I have yet to have one that didn't taste like bitters and dirt.

08-15-2010, 09:18 AM	#52
gvarsity still crazy Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 621 Trading: (15)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Pirates gold. Had about three decent puffs and then it turned to ass/ash flavored. Just nasty.

08-15-2010, 09:27 AM	#53
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I never had the balls to try a Cremosa or a Tamboril. For me it was a Pinar something or other. It was gifted to me from a local many, many years ago. It was the ones that they claimed they found a warehouse full of pre-embargo Cuban leaf.(cough BullSht, cough, cough) Smoking that thing basically tasted like I was sucking on warm air and that was it. No flavor whatsoever. If you would like to know what it tasted like, wait until the winter and if you have forced air in your home wait for the heat to kick on and grab yourself a straw and suck the air coming out of the vent through the straw. You have now replicated what this smoke tasted like. After that the worst smokes I have ever had was basically every single Nub and I tried all of them except for the Cain as I have yet to convince myself to try one. All the others made it a few puffs and were chucked. Lifes to short to waste time smoking shtty cigars. __________________

08-15-2010, 09:46 AM	#55
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? worst i.ve had so far was called a park avenue, made by gurkha iirc. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

08-15-2010, 02:54 PM	#59
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.