The tatoo

markem · 11-29-2008, 11:48 PM

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

Mugen910 · 11-30-2008, 12:20 AM

G G · 11-30-2008, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

Squid · 11-30-2008, 01:02 PM

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That's one of the best ones I have heard in quite a while!

TXRebel · 11-30-2008, 04:45 PM

Good one.

theonlybear4CORT · 11-30-2008, 05:21 PM

TonySmith · 11-30-2008, 05:32 PM

I'm showing this to my wife as we speak. I'm always hungry, lol

12-01-2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sonic_mike

I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight now...thanks!

12-02-2008, 12:10 AM

Rofl!

BTW: That pic scares me.....

CBI_2 · 12-02-2008, 09:27 PM

That is great!

pnoon · 12-02-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sonic_mike

That's gotta be one of the creepiest pics I've ever seen.

theonlybear4CORT · 12-02-2008, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

That's gotta be one of the creepiest pics I've ever seen.

that's how the ex looked like after we broke up

groogs · 12-05-2008, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by LordOfWu

I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight now...thanks!

Very Scary.

Jimbo14 · 02-08-2009, 06:01 AM

Haha great joke!

Scary picture...

Rockestone · 02-08-2009, 06:17 AM

Nice.

11-29-2008, 11:48 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	The tatoo A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-30-2008, 12:20 AM	#2
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: The tatoo __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-30-2008, 01:02 PM	#4
Squid Old Man Herfer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Poorhouse, NC Posts: 153 Trading: (1)	Re: The tatoo : That's one of the best ones I have heard in quite a while!

11-30-2008, 04:45 PM	#5
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Re: The tatoo Good one. __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

11-30-2008, 05:21 PM	#6
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: The tatoo

11-30-2008, 05:32 PM	#7
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Re: The tatoo I'm showing this to my wife as we speak. I'm always hungry, lol

12-02-2008, 12:10 AM	#9
RailRunner Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The tatoo Rofl! BTW: That pic scares me.....

12-02-2008, 09:27 PM	#10
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The tatoo That is great! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-08-2009, 06:01 AM	#14
Jimbo14 Habano Man Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: James Location: Australia Posts: 483 Trading: (0)	Re: The tatoo Haha great joke! Scary picture...

02-08-2009, 06:17 AM	#15
Rockestone Anythings Possible Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Anderson, SC Posts: 793 Trading: (5)	Re: The tatoo Nice. __________________