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06-23-2010, 11:16 PM | #21 |
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Could of swore i seen this exact same thing like 3 or 4 years ago
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06-24-2010, 03:30 AM | #22 |
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Dude... that thing... that thing, looks huge! Are they really expecting to walk around with that thing shoved up there for that long?
Interesting read, thank for the entertainment Joe!
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06-24-2010, 09:56 AM | #23 | |
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06-24-2010, 10:01 AM | #24 |
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Did it hurt? And did she press charges?
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06-24-2010, 11:05 AM | #25 |
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Re: No joke - New Female Condom with "Teeth"
So...... a guy "tries" to rape a woman..... he gets "stuck" in her then she has to look at his ugly, horrible, in pain face till the authorities decide to show up. Then hopefully they can remove the "condom" from them??? So then half the police squad gets a free peep, she has to look at her attacker in the face for who knows how long....
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06-24-2010, 11:08 AM | #26 |
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No no no, it gets stuck on him, it doesn't prevent him from pulling out. It just clamps on to his junk and supposedly can't be removed except by a doctor. So I guess the idea is guy tries to rape girl, gets a painful condom-like device stuck on his junk, he decides to stop raping her, and run to the hospital because it hurts.
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06-24-2010, 11:25 AM | #27 |
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I'm probably thinking way too much about this, but I would imagine the natural shrinkage that would result from this thing clamping down might allow the guy to extricate himself without seeing a doc...
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06-24-2010, 11:35 AM | #28 |
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I am a bit curious about the removal claim. It might be painful for the guy, but I'm confident it can be taken off without a Doc.
Not that it's really the point I suppose. I say good for the Doc for creating a tool almost as horrible as the deed.
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06-24-2010, 11:40 AM | #29 |
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Yeah, I'm not 100% on the needing a doc to remove it claim either. I mean, they didn't really go into crazy detail, but they did say that it does NOT break the skin. If that's not the case, then seems like some careful precision scissor work would do the trick *shrug*
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06-24-2010, 11:49 AM | #30 |
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You have to remember that South Africa is the same country that brought you the Anti Carjack Flame Thrower.
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06-24-2010, 02:00 PM | #37 |
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I could only imagine the guy would be in so much pain that his only thought would be "get it off, get it off"
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06-24-2010, 02:43 PM | #38 |
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You are correct. I came out in 2005 under the name Rapex or Rape-axe.
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06-25-2010, 10:46 AM | #39 |
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I am the only guy in a 20 person classic lit class this summer and my professor showed this to us while we were on the subject of Vagina Dentata. She projects the Rape-axe on the wall and i could just feel my jewels retract into my stomach. What if you bring someone home and they forget its in there... |
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