One day @ the Mall

SNKBYT · 05-18-2010, 07:37 PM

A Hillbilly boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father? The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son............... "Go get your mother."

kelmac07 · 05-18-2010, 09:26 PM

Skywalker · 05-22-2010, 12:47 PM

G G · 05-22-2010, 01:07 PM

nice

MedicCook · 05-22-2010, 10:52 PM

Blindjimme · 05-23-2010, 12:50 PM

05-25-2010, 11:27 AM

Very Nice!

maninblack · 05-26-2010, 04:21 AM

Love this one.

05-18-2010, 07:37 PM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	One day @ the Mall A Hillbilly boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father? The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son............... "Go get your mother." __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

05-18-2010, 09:26 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: One day @ the Mall __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-22-2010, 12:47 PM	#3
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05-22-2010, 01:07 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: One day @ the Mall nice

05-22-2010, 10:52 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: One day @ the Mall __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

05-23-2010, 12:50 PM	#6
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: One day @ the Mall

05-25-2010, 11:27 AM	#7
NeverEnoughStick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: One day @ the Mall Very Nice!

05-26-2010, 04:21 AM	#8
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: One day @ the Mall Love this one. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA