difference between GUTS & BALLS

SNKBYT · 05-18-2010, 12:43 PM

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death

Emjaysmash · 05-18-2010, 12:53 PM

G G · 05-18-2010, 01:28 PM

Subvet642 · 05-18-2010, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

bvilchez · 05-18-2010, 03:19 PM

Classic indeed
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kelmac07 · 05-18-2010, 06:37 PM

jaydub13 · 05-18-2010, 06:42 PM

An oldie and a goodie... this one cracks me up every damn time! Thanks!

kugie · 05-18-2010, 06:47 PM

Smokin Gator · 05-18-2010, 06:58 PM

Too funny... thanks for sharing Alex!!

maninblack · 05-26-2010, 04:24 AM

Damn I need a new keyboard.

Bigwaved · 05-26-2010, 08:26 AM

that is funny, Plisskin

05-18-2010, 12:43 PM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	difference between GUTS & BALLS There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

05-18-2010, 12:53 PM	#2
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05-18-2010, 01:28 PM	#3
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05-18-2010, 03:19 PM	#5
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: difference between GUTS & BALLS Classic indeed Posted via Mobile Device

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05-18-2010, 06:42 PM	#7
jaydub13 aka Little Pickle Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jason Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 227 Trading: (5)	Re: difference between GUTS & BALLS An oldie and a goodie... this one cracks me up every damn time! Thanks!

05-18-2010, 06:47 PM	#8
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05-18-2010, 06:58 PM	#9
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: difference between GUTS & BALLS Too funny... thanks for sharing Alex!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

05-26-2010, 04:24 AM	#10
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: difference between GUTS & BALLS Damn I need a new keyboard. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

05-26-2010, 08:26 AM	#11
Bigwaved 99 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lilliput Posts: 812 Trading: (3)	Re: difference between GUTS & BALLS that is funny, Plisskin