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05-18-2010, 08:14 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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A 'Puter Funny
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What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory What does a baby computer call his father? Data What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat What is a computer virus? A terminal illness
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