The Sensitive Man

MedicCook · 04-20-2010, 01:30 AM

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side
but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

icehog3 · 04-20-2010, 01:45 AM

CasaDooley · 04-20-2010, 01:45 AM

Ryan, thats some funny chit bro!

GreekGodX · 04-20-2010, 05:30 AM

Wow, I just found my idol

kelmac07 · 04-20-2010, 06:39 AM

Nice!!

Skywalker · 04-21-2010, 12:04 PM

Wow! She made the middle shelf!!!

04-21-2010, 12:07 PM

bvilchez · 04-21-2010, 12:25 PM

I just read this to the guys at work and they are laughing hysterically!!!!
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04-21-2010, 12:36 PM

04-21-2010, 12:42 PM

I needed that, thanks!

G G · 04-21-2010, 01:02 PM

nice

yourchoice · 04-21-2010, 01:23 PM

Good one!

04-21-2010, 01:26 PM

bobarian · 04-21-2010, 01:44 PM

wrench turner 85 · 04-21-2010, 01:48 PM

Nice

04-21-2010, 02:43 PM

Oh

Thats some funny chit right there!!

04-20-2010, 01:30 AM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	The Sensitive Man The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf' __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

04-20-2010, 01:45 AM	#2
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04-20-2010, 05:30 AM	#4
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: The Sensitive Man Wow, I just found my idol __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

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04-21-2010, 12:04 PM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Sensitive Man Wow! She made the middle shelf!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-21-2010, 12:07 PM	#7
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04-21-2010, 12:25 PM	#8
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: The Sensitive Man I just read this to the guys at work and they are laughing hysterically!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

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04-21-2010, 12:42 PM	#10
-MG- Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Sensitive Man I needed that, thanks!

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yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,091 Trading: (36)	Re: The Sensitive Man Good one!

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04-21-2010, 02:43 PM	#16
NeverEnoughStick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Sensitive Man Oh Thats some funny chit right there!!