Your Captain Speaking

CBI_2 · 03-04-2010, 09:10 PM

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD!

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!

One Irish passenger yelled: 'bye jezis you should see the back of mine!'

03-04-2010, 09:14 PM

Wow

Neuromancer · 03-04-2010, 10:28 PM

Having taken lessons and passed neccesary tests to receive my private pilots license, I can truthfully say that among pilots at local airports is the axiom, "you're not a pilot until you have to go home and throw your underwear immediately into the wash"...

Steve · 03-04-2010, 10:58 PM

Skywalker · 03-05-2010, 12:53 AM

Now that made me laugh!!!

03-04-2010, 09:10 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Your Captain Speaking Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants! One Irish passenger yelled: 'bye jezis you should see the back of mine!' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-04-2010, 09:14 PM	#2
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03-04-2010, 10:28 PM	#3
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Re: Your Captain Speaking Having taken lessons and passed neccesary tests to receive my private pilots license, I can truthfully say that among pilots at local airports is the axiom, "you're not a pilot until you have to go home and throw your underwear immediately into the wash"... __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916

03-04-2010, 10:58 PM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Your Captain Speaking __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-05-2010, 12:53 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Your Captain Speaking Now that made me laugh!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!