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Old 01-31-2010, 06:55 PM   #1
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write
with it.
When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat,
she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....Some butthole's got my pen!'
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Old 02-01-2010, 12:08 AM   #2
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:19 PM   #6
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LOL I'll have to tell that to my lady, she's a nurse.
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Old 02-01-2010, 07:29 PM   #7
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